Where'd you go, SE?

[Elexia]

You are totally one of those people who goes into a rage and breaks up with your spouce if they neglect to call you for two days aren't you lol..

Nah, I'm the kind where you'll find missing appendages of some kind if I hear of infidelity.

[JackDaniels]

Nah, I'm the kind where you'll find missing appendages of some kind if I hear of infidelity.

Win

*hides appendages*

[Biggs]

Nah, I'm the kind where you'll find missing appendages of some kind if I hear of infidelity.

LOL
All i could hear while reading this is the Godfather music playing as some goomba pulls back his bed covers to find a horse head and blood everywhere.