You used to be a regular chatter box.

Going on and on about how you're going to change and rebuilding trust. I really started to believe you.

After the new year came, I decided it was time to take our relationship to the next level. I gave you my subscription.

Then you were gone.

No more communication about important topics. No more word on updates. No notes on how that 2.0 engine turned out.

Just a text message about you wanting me to "mount a Goobbue"?

All I want to know is that I didn't waste my subscription. Now I know how my prom date felt. HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF CUDDLING, SE?!?

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go figure out the least creepy way to say "Sorry I didn't call ten years ago."