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    ReiyoKuchiki's Avatar
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    L'ladhwr Gwyrdd
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    Behemoth
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    Dark Knight Lv 90

    The most funny conversations you had until now

    I was in Limsa and someone just called me short, and i was pretty upset about it e-e I'm a taller than a lalafell, thankyou.


    And i was in The Aery and got this conversation in the chat:


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    Sebazy Spiritwalker
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    Ragnarok
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    White Mage Lv 90
    The salt and rage that seems to fly around in the occasional 24 man never fails to get a chuckle out of me, today's was particularly good =(
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    ~ WHM / badSCH / Snob ~ http://eu.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/871132/ ~

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    Crimson Law
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    I was in Rhalgr's Reach about a couple weeks back, and there some people shout-chatting. Went something like this:
    Person 1: *talks to person 2 about their FC*
    Person 2: "If I don't get a free anime waifu then what's the point?
    Person 3: "It's a FC, not a bubble tea shop"
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    Vice Shark
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    Samurai Lv 100
    Was doing tam-tam deepcroft HM some days ago and it was past midnight and I was legitly creeped by the dgn. So naturally I let everyone know and I made my party laugh. One of them said something like "It's okay. I'll hold your hand"

    After we cleared it, I said "Tyfp. Now I have to go cleanse myself"

    Made everyone laugh again and got all comms.
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    Healing DRK is literally... the same since ShB. The reason why people think it's a meme to heal nowadays because DRK receives very little to no buff to their sustainability vs 3 other tanks getting something useful. If you're capable of healing DRK back in ShB (or any tanks), then you'll heal EW DRK just fine.

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    Aldora's Avatar
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    C'rysta Zeith
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    Sargatanas
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    Archer Lv 90
    I like to joke around in chat whenever the opportunity arises. So, i tend to respond on peoples “Raise” macro’s, jump in on comments and take it to a whole other level, etc. For example:

    Quote Originally Posted by Aldora View Post
    I’ve placed a couple of those in another thread, as you can see below:

    Quote Originally Posted by Aldora View Post
    Here's the full conversation (up until the point when gifts were thrown about):



    The good part about this was that we haven't met before this and the conversation was totally random at that. /thumbsup
    Quote Originally Posted by Aldora View Post
    Ever used /blowkiss on someone who has turned into a frog (especially after getting hit by a frog trap in Palace of the Dead)?











    But, my best one yet was a prank me and a fiend pulled on our FC. One of my other friends wanted to bet that Tenrai and myself wouldn’t bond through the Eternal Bonding Ceremony. If we did, he would give me 5M Gil for it.

    So, i talked it over with Tenrai and because said: “Go big or go home”. We said that we were going to do it, but we would do it in secret. Keep everyone in the dark except for me, Tenrai and that friend of ours. To top it all off, we wrote vows for our ceremony which was the gem of the whole prank.

    I placed a copy of it below:

    Quote Originally Posted by Aldora View Post
    Both Tenrai and i went full out on the Ceremony, complete with introductions and vows. Since writing the vows was half the fun, i’ll just leave them here. (^_~ )

    Introduction

    C’rysta clears her throat.
    C’rysta Zeith >> Hello everyone, can i have your attention please?
    /wave
    C’rysta Zeith >> Thank you.
    /bow

    C’rysta Zeith >> Let me start off by saying welcome and thank you for being here on this important day.
    /welcome
    C’rysta Zeith >> We are gathered together to celebrate this very special occasion between Tenrai and myself, through the Eternal Bond Ceremony.
    C’rysta Zeith >> Today’s promises will become hilarious and serve to bring our Animus family and friends even closer than before.
    C’rysta Zeith >> For this to be successful, you will need strength, courage, patience and a really good sense of humor!
    C’rysta Zeith >> Again, we welcome you and thank you for coming.
    /bow

    Tenrai Nagi >> C'rysta you're too formal
    /huh
    Tenrai Nagi >> There aren't any strangers here! They're all our frie-... Hmmm. maybe The Twelve are here…
    /think
    Tenrai Nagi >> Anyways! Time to intimately exchange our vows ♥
    /blowkiss

    C’rysta Zeith sees Tenrai Nagi and blushes with embarrassment.

    Vows

    Tenrai Nagi >> I, Tenrai Nagi, before these nutter's assembled; take this strumpet, to be my wife, my friend, my lover, my hot water bottle, my companion in life, my enabler in trouble...
    Tenrai Nagi >> ... and my poster of bail.
    Tenrai Nagi >> will care for and protect you, Stoneskin you, Esuna you, and Um...
    Tenrai Nagi >> ... Raise you if needed.
    Tenrai Nagi >> I'll nurture you and support you, and tell you when you are being a numpty and adore everything about you.
    Tenrai Nagi >> In the presence of our these nutte... Um... our beloved family and friends,
    Tenrai Nagi whispers "who i’ve managed to fool until today".
    Tenrai Nagi >> I offer you my solemn vow to be your godlike partner and lover (master); in health and in health, since you can't be sick married to a white mage.
    Tenrai Nagi >> I will care for you despite your tree hugging ways.
    C’rysta is annoyed at Tenrai Nagi.
    Tenrai Nagi whispers "Don't look at me that way!"
    Tenrai Nagi >> In good times and in bad, in joy as well as in sorrow, I promise to lend your strength for all of my dreams, to banish all your fears with my Holy powers of seduction.
    Tenrai Nagi >> To use my... "Resources" to always keep you happy and fulfilled in a way that even a Roegadyn or an Au’Ra cannot achieve.

    C’rysta Zeith >> Ow, i see where this is going...

    C’rysta Zeith >> I, C’rysta Zeith, take you babyfaced one to be my husband, my friend, my lover, my tormentor, my companion in life and my instigator in trouble.
    C’rysta Zeith >> I will care for and protect you, support you in your goals, honor and respect you, without TOO much sass (except on fridays).
    C’rysta Zeith >> In the presence of our family and friends, I hereby promise to resist the urge to beat your ass when you are difficult to get out of bed (unless you pull my tail... again).
    C’rysta Zeith >> In good times and in bad, in joy as well as in sorrow, I promise to be your navigator, best friend and wife; to honor and cherish you through all of life's adventures.
    C’rysta Zeith >> I vow to grow old with you and to keep the spoiled little kid in you alive.
    C’rysta Zeith winks at Tenrai Nagi.
    /chuckle

    And then we exchanged rings. (^_~ )
    We were on TeamSpeak at the time and you could basically hear all of them crying from laughter, rolling on the floor laughing, etc, etc. (^_^ )
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    Last edited by Aldora; 01-03-2018 at 09:25 AM.

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