Sandoria Swagger Social Now Recruiting

[Req]

This is a public service announcement to the general public to inform you that the linkshell Sandoria Swagger is now recruiting.

This linkshell is home to the most swagtastic and pimpin' mofos on the server, and this is an open invitation to anyone who thinks they are fly enough to join our ranks. Just send a tell to anyone in the linkshell asking to get in and you can have a pearl, because thats how we roll. Everyone has a sack as long as they aren't total jerks to one another, because thats not swaggerific. Alternatively, you can send a /tell to Requiem Lacrimosa or Mia Bella if you see them running around stylin all up in this place.

"But Requiem," you say, "how do I know if I am fresh enough to join Sandoria Swagger." That is simple my friend, just ask yourself a few of these questions. Are you Swaggin? Do you pimp to your own beat? Does your in game outfit actually match? Are you sexy and aware of this fact?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you my friend, will fit in just fine. If you answered no for any reason whatsoever, that is fine too. In Sandoria Swagger we can take the biggest mess, and make them dress fresh.

[Andros]

Swagger? Really?
Street walking gangbanger talk in FF14 = /nothx

[Req]

Someone doesn't pimp to their own beat.

Either that or you are a Bastok Baller, trying to make us look bad.

[Andros]

I loled irl.