Shower Thought:
Just for gits 'n' shiggles, are we adding Asahi to the Elidibus Meatsuit suspect list, even if a potential red (and white) herring?
Midlander, middling height, yadda yadda?

I think I've room in my sachet for a few "Ascahi" jokes with my "Aulus mal Ascina" jokes.

Ascahian jokes, if you will.