Let’s Play a Game: It could be worse. Tales to make you cringe.

[Kisagami]

So I just had two dungeons in a row where people were like “NO! i didn’t want this dungeon!” I find Sastasha the most boring dungeon - as a healer I get two attacks and nothing but heals. Other people hate The Thousand Maws of Toto-Rak - that maze where if someone forgets to pick up the green orbs we all gotta go running back through it. To try to cheer people up - and to entertain myself - I started talking about what would be the worse case scenario. Basically started a contest over who could come up with the best cringe worthy scenario. I find it comedic relief really.

Before it is said, all of these scenarios are just sarcastic remarks of how the dungeon could be something to complain about. This is a game to see who can come up with the worse case scenario and get the most cringes. Sometimes, you just gotta remind yourself the situation could be MUCH much worse and be thankful it isn’t. All of these scenarios are just fictional, funny ideas of how a dungeon could go wrong.

So this game is called: It Could Be Worse. Set the stage, the roles, and what goes terribly wrong. In any dungeon, instance, fate, or hunt. All stories should be fictional.

I’ll start:

You do duty roulette and you are a DPS. After an hour of waiting, you end up in The Thousand Maws of Toto-Rak. You sigh and continue on - not complaining until you realize all of the players with you are green leafs who rushed through the previous content. The tank doesn’t know how to hold aggro, the healer didn’t put esuna on their bar, and the other DPS decided to run past all the fleshy pods just for fun. This is after you all had to run back and forth trying to find all the green orbs to escape the dungeon. You attempt to explain the dungeon, but by the time you all succeed and get out it has been a whole hour.

Remember this next time you pull Toto-Rak. It could be worse.