Lord of Verminion - An Awful Frustrating Experience

[Ayirez]

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Tried some of the stuff you both said, yet I couldn't beat Couerl Kitten spam. I don't have fenrir pups so that counter isn't possible for me. They were able to kill my bats with their ability, and even when I got mine off they just ran back to their base and healed. I also tried using a trap minion to defend the last crystal I had left but all that resulted in was wasting 10 minutes of my time. I also tried sending minions (Wind-up Kojin) to other nodes in an attempt to spread out the enemy forces or take their nodes while they were ignorant, but they were able to simply smash them apart. All of this left it at a stalemate where they couldn't take my last crystal and I couldn't damage their other two, and guess who wins that exchange. I don't know why you all seem to think this is ANY fun, but it isn't, it's boring, it's a waste of time, and IF BY SOME HELL I GET THE PENGUIN PRINCE MINION I AM NEVER EVER PLAYING THIS GAME AGAIN.

Edit: Sorry for losing my temper but after losing 8/10 games to people with 300+ RP on me, people who are only ever spamming one minion which reduces the game to hardly a strategy game and more of a slap in the face, I think you can understand why I've come to hate it and these spam players unequivocally. It really is a huge waste of time, which to be fair is what games are in the first place, but that I'm having zero fun, and in fact am having the opposite and getting stressed out to all hell, makes me believe without a doubt that this mini-game is completely trash. They either should fix it, or change the achievement to get the penguin prince minion to something more reasonable, like win 1 match in 4 tournaments. Hell, what are the people in the future going to do when literally no players want to play it anymore? They'll be unable to get the Penguin Prince minion at all. But that's not something I will speculate on, it's pointless to. I'm just going to keep trying to win and get the minion before never touching this game again and suggesting to any friends that ask me about it that they stay far far away from it.