Why not a different kind of parse?

If the problem is how the player is doing in the fight, we could have a parse that don't show numbers, but show a sing or a icon.

If it's red, your DPS is bellow from recommended for that fight, yellow is on limited and green is above.

I just want to know if my DPS is ok, I don't want numbers, I just want to know if I'm playing right for that fight.