Even despite the "feel" the same numbers being parsed are right in front of your face.

No, you can't calculate it like a parser can, and RNG IS a thing, but let's not act like the same information being calculated isn't right there in front of our eyes, or that we can't see that something works better one way than another.

Once again, I'm not saying parsers aren't useful. I am saying if they were THAT necessary, lest you be at such a heavy disadvantage for not having it, we would have an option in place already for the console players. That said, there are console players who've somehow managed to play for 4 years already without one and do perfectly fine.