Built-in Parsers

[BillyKaplan]

You, and the person before you, haven't read a thing past the word "parser", either.

I think ultimately it doesn't matter because you just explained yourself why most of these options won't work, anyway. And yeah I thought about the 'forcing people to show their numbers' bit later. But they can go around that by declaring such thing to be considered harassment and call it a day. Not that it stopped anyone ever because even on these forums, rude messages are regarded as 'harsh, but just'; people just won't see the difference and things will go on as they are.

You turn parsers off, you WILL NEVER be in a party where ANYONE will have any numbers visible at all. You turn them on, you will ONLY be paired with people that have parsers on, so everyone will see them. Second option will make person with parsers on LOSE THEM for the sake of faster queue, if that's what they prefer.

I get that you're offering this to get around the difficulty discussed prior, but ultimately in the content that really matters, people will really want their parsers, and while it is their choice, you're reducing the amount of people you can team up with for endgame content. And that's also the content you'll queue for pre-made, so queue times won't matter.
As for the faster queue, no dps ever will use a parser at all in real queueable content, and that will kind of miss the mark, wouldn't you say? Other than that, any option that fragments queues is horrible, awful, and likely will not see implementation for this reason alone if no others.

Bottom line is, we don't have any parsers in the game because no matter how you spin and twist it, people will find some way to use it against other players.