Return To Ivalice - Salt Thread

[RukiaFae]

This was not what I expect when I walked in here lol

[KaivaC]

This was not what I expect when I walked in here lol

I could be wrong, but I don't believe there is a single thread that goes for 4+ pages that doesn't involve squabble of some kind. Anonymity and internet and all that.

[MoroMurasaki]

I expected 6 pages of people posting something along the lines of "Ugh, Hashmal, amirite?" and instead got... that.

So as my contribution... Ugh, Hashmal, amirite?

[Rokke]

6 pages and no one posts what the text says >:U


My salt is that Ive been outrolled on the cards by 1 3 times last week. If I rolled a low number, whatever I lost, but a 98 loosing to a 99 is suffering.

[BillyKaplan]

6 pages and no one posts what the text says >:U

I might've missed something, but here it is

Scratched Lettering: We departed Lesalia in high spirits, yet it was not long before our mirth turned to misgiving. We found ourselves struggling from the start and sadly obtained nothing of note. We have failed ourselves and you, and I pray our next errand meets with greater success.

Scratched Lettering: Our lives are as fleeting as a dream. What a somber thought.

Scratched Lettering: Using the crude wooden spoon I was provided, I sip at the thin broth, wondering if it is lentils I taste. It is, of course. Lentil soup is all that I have eaten since arriving in this village more than a month ago (soup being a generous term for the pathetic puddle trying its best to cover the bottom of my equally crude bowl). Would that my hosts had even salt to flavor the lukewarm fare, but war erased any hope of trade caravans making it this far...not that these forsaken villagers have aught to trade. Soon their lot will succumb to hunger, and the desert will reclaim them and any memory of their existence. Such is life in times of peril.

[Rokke]

I might've missed something, but here it is

Scratched Lettering: We departed Lesalia in high spirits, yet it was not long before our mirth turned to misgiving. We found ourselves struggling from the start and sadly obtained nothing of note. We have failed ourselves and you, and I pray our next errand meets with greater success.

Scratched Lettering: Our lives are as fleeting as a dream. What a somber thought.

Scratched Lettering: Using the crude wooden spoon I was provided, I sip at the thin broth, wondering if it is lentils I taste. It is, of course. Lentil soup is all that I have eaten since arriving in this village more than a month ago (soup being a generous term for the pathetic puddle trying its best to cover the bottom of my equally crude bowl). Would that my hosts had even salt to flavor the lukewarm fare, but war erased any hope of trade caravans making it this far...not that these forsaken villagers have aught to trade. Soon their lot will succumb to hunger, and the desert will reclaim them and any memory of their existence. Such is life in times of peril.

Bless you
/10char

[Silica-chan]

I expected 6 pages of people posting something along the lines of "Ugh, Hashmal, amirite?" and instead got... that.

So as my contribution... Ugh, Hashmal, amirite?

I quit this game because even after about 40-50 trys I couldn't get even close to beat the second boss.

Hope you got what you came for now

[Kazgrel]

Expected salt about the boss fights. Instead found more salt over one guy spending all of 30 seconds reading lore tidbits in the raid. Well then...

[Inuk9]

My tip is, don't roll for itens if you want to explore a little, they can't kick you if you don't roll the chests.

[Griffey]

Why don't you just go back through the raid once you have finished? Just cast return and you can run through the whole thing at your own leisure, take in that wonderful sky they painted.