Now I know what you lalafell boys are thinking, that "oh I'll never find love with someone of another race, none of them think of me as attractive, they look at me as a little kid, and besides I am lacking in certain areas compared to the men of other races," but there is hope! Not everyone of all the other races sees you as a little cute baby bun potato to be petted or punted like a football, don't give up! There is someone out there who will love you as an equal and see you as a life partner!


Ahem, pay no attention to the lalafell's nervous look or the evil intent in his miqo'te wife's eyes to bake him into a potato pie later.