Something to make your Friday better! Beware! You can't un-sing it once you read the lyrics!

From my new album Everyone Looks Lakshmi (released on So Basil Records) I give you the lyrics to Beauty's Wicked Wieners!

Today,
Embrace your foodie ways,
Today,

In time you'll get hungry
In time you'll get hungry
Behold as a weiner,
Comes crisp in a bun,

Near Noon,
You're going to want one really soon
Near Noon,

Try mine,
Better then my rivals,
Spread some mustard,
Bit of chili,
Have a hot dog,

Try mine,
Free relish on Mondays,
Open your wallet,
Close your eyes,
Eat a hot dog,

Weiner,
Born of the flames of the grill
This weiner,
Give in to the hunger,
Give in to the hunger,
Cast off your napkin,
Let ketchup run wild,

Thristy,
For a tall frosty,
Thristy,

Try mine,
Better then all rivals,
Use some cheese,
If you please,
Try not to sneeze,

Try mine,
Comes with a soda tumbler,
Open the door,
Have just one more,
Eat some hot dogs