Hey there LALA tanks...

[New_Game_Plus]

Reroll catgirls? Hell no.

Reroll Roes.

[programcanaan]

Miqo'te, Au Ra girl, and 98% Midlanders are also silly tanks.

[Anienai]

Reroll catgirls? Hell no.

Reroll Roes.

This is always the correct answer.

[Velox]

I thought popotos liked being patted, I was told it was the equivalent to a handshake in their culture.

I....was also under this impression. I'm so ashamed T_T

[Kacho_Nacho]

I know you think you're being all CUTE and all being so LITTLE and TANKING but this REALLY has to stop... First... Little people SHOULDN'T be tanks... They should be ninjas... You'd make good NINJAS. Second...! You're SO tiny sometimes people lose track of you...! When I'm HEALING sometimes i have you selected but im thinking to myself "WHERE is that little BUGGER...?" OK....? UNDERSTAND...? Can you just reroll to a catgirl? I like catgirls...!

*blink* We don't think we're cute and all, we know it! In addition, our littleness helps us tank. We makes you more angry? A cat girl tank standing right in front of you giving as good as they get or a little annoying lalafell who keeps dodging every blow? Said lalafell would definitely enrage you more.

I also refuse to re-roll to a cat girl. Sorry, cat girls just aren't my thing. Nothing personal. I love being a lalafell and it's the race I'll remain. However, I readily befriend a cat girl. They always have the most interesting stories and gossip to tell. Heehee.

As far as pats, us lalafell understand the tall folk find us adorable, and will accept an occasional pat after you introduce yourself. Randomly patting one of us is just as offputting as if we did it to you.

[NorthernLadMSP]

Reroll to a catgirl? No thanks. I'd like to keep my dignity!

Precisely. Cannot see myself ever going back to catgirl.

[Tsubaki75]

As far as pats, us lalafell understand the tall folk find us adorable, and will accept an occasional pat after you introduce yourself. Randomly patting one of us is just as offputting as if we did it to you.

To be fair, if you walked up and randomaly patted us it would end up being in a very different area so it might be more offensive to us.........then again.......mabye not.

[Darkkos]

Sooo first Rdm should cure themself and then Tank shouldnt be lala because...You cant target them? Dude! Youre an awfull healer if you dont know how to target a tank in a single button press >_>

Please change roles

[EpicOverlord85]

the amount of times i've noticed a lalafell looking up my skirt..

Ugh glad I'm not the only one it's happened too >_<

[RuneSevalle]

Lalafell Master Race here, with an important public service announcement:

Catgirls are easy. Too easy.
Au Ra have dragonAIDS as evidenced by the diseased flesh clearly visible on their bodies, including the hardened metastasizing keratin protrusions from their skulls.
Humans are boring.
Dhalmels as your tank? You don't want that.
Roegadyn are the only acceptable alternatives to Lalafell.

Please look forward to future messages from your short-in-stature Superiors.
Thank you.