Dear RED MAGES....!

[BillyKaplan]

Can you just heal YOURSELVES most of the time....?

Only if you can raise yourself when Hashmal comes knocking. Deal?

[KalinOrthos]

Good lord. Looking at the OP's post history gave me an actual headache. Ignore this...person?...at all costs, lest ye too be pulled within the gnashing maw of madness.

[Kohdo]

Can you just heal YOURSELVES most of the time....? There's a REASON yoshi gave you a DECENT single target healing ability...! So that when the healer is DPSing they DONT have to heal YOU....!

PS... Try healing the TANK once in a while TOO...! ESPECIALLY when the dark knight uses his GIMPED invulnerability ult...!

[Awha]

I would like to give you a rating of 5/10, but in light of hitting 6 pages I will pump you up to a 6.5/10. Next time put some work into your post though, most people caught on fairly quick.

[Ilyrian]

Was better without the second post – but points for effort.

[Awha]

Was better without the second post – but points for effort.

I agree second post did kill the little momentum they had going, but in the end result was not so bad. I got a few laughs out of the responses.

[_Enigma_]

Like WOW.....! Wow. DPS players are the MOST selfish people ive EVER seen....! Can't even spare 1 HEAL....! I'm VERY disappoint....

[Pence]

Like WOW.....! Wow. DPS players are the MOST selfish people ive EVER seen....! Can't even spare 1 HEAL....! I'm VERY disappoint....

There should never be a reason they should need too? It's not their job. Their job is to deal damage. If you can't keep a party up in a four man - which are all stupidly undertuned and easy - then you're just.......on another level.

[Fluffernuff]

Like WOW.....! Wow. DPS players are the MOST selfish people ive EVER seen....! Can't even spare 1 HEAL....! I'm VERY disappoint....

If Vercure is as powerful as you make it out to be, then let me have your healer queue time and kick out the actual healers for another DPS. We obviously don't need healers anymore with your mentality.


I have an assignment for you. First of all, before you talk about RDM in content, you might want to start on getting that to 70 first. As of the time of this post, lodestone says you're level 65 RDM. seriously, get on that. There's this thing called "credibility" you need before you start insulting people that are clearly more invested than you.

Second, once you acheive that, go into any Expert roulette dungeon, Omega(both normal and savage), The EX primals(Lakshmi, Susano, and Shinryu), and Rabanastre. Start using Vercure as often as you expect us to. Note down your DPS. Note down your Healer's DPS.

Now that you've done the above, forget Vercure exists. Don't use it once. Once again, note your DPS and the healer's DPS.

I can promise, guarantee, stake my housing plot, FC, and subscription to you, that the latter will yield higher DPS numbers for BOTH you and the healers involved. Why? It's simple, really.


HEALERS ARE NOT BALANCED WITH A RELIANCE ON RDM'S VERCURE!
Healers are not going to stop healing just because we are. Their DPS numbers aren't going to magically skyrocket because we heal.

[PrismaticDaybreak]

Like WOW.....! Wow. DPS players are the MOST selfish people ive EVER seen....! Can't even spare 1 HEAL....! I'm VERY disappoint....

You're either a mediocre troll or a very very very very bad healer, or both. I'm assuming both. The ellipses and random caps locks don't do you any favors.