Curious About FFXIV Team Right Now, Ideas? (For Funsies)

[Kuponutz]

I'm sitting here reading about Housepocalypse wondering exactly what's going on at SE HQ RIGHT NOW. For a little light hearted fun on the back of being up half the night and way too much coffee.
Is Yoshi P pacing the floor chewing his nails trying to figure out how to fix this?
Are the forum mods in a big meeting around a large desk, or doing webcam conversations as to how to handle this?
Is Yoshi demanding that SE give him more money to buy better servers?
Are the PR team sat in a meeting trying to decide what to say to the players and how to word it?
Is Bayohne rapidly scrolling through pages and pages of complaints trying to decide which ones need to be sent to the higher ups?
Are all of them wishing they'd called in sick today?
Is Fern pulling his (last) hair out? <3 lol

I know they get crap every patch, and this is a whole new level of WTF, but I'd love to be a fly on the wall in some of those rooms right now. Despite my disappointment I can't help but feel like they have the best of intentions at heart

Anyone have other ideas as to what might be going down in various SE locations globally right now?

[Laerune]

I doubt anything major is happening, the developers and Yoshida are unaware of what is happening on the NA/EU section of the forums. I can only hope that the Japanese players are having the same issues like us and that they complain on the forum aswell. If not, then expect nothing.

[Marcus]

They're laughing at us right now, while wiping their bu*** with our money.

[MuseTraveller]

Or they are asleep cause it's night time over there.

[Aramina]

Or they are asleep cause it's night time over there.

Get your logic out of here, missy! We don't care for that sort of thing!

[ShuyinTakahara]

Probably laughing at us. "Hahahahaha silly westerners." I believe, seeing how many Japan servers there are compaired to US and EU. It's probably safe to say the Japanese had no problem with housing. Unless someone can quote me wrong.

[NovaUltimatum]

Probably laughing at us. "Hahahahaha silly westerners." I believe, seeing how many Japan servers there are compaired to US and EU. It's probably safe to say the Japanese had no problem with housing. Unless someone can quote me wrong.

There are japanese complaining about housing too:
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/t...%9C%9B/page110

I expect Yoshida to do a global announcement on it before the end of the week.

[Zojha]

I expect Yoshida to do a global announcement on it before the end of the week.

I dunno. I heard he likes being stepped on and these outrages provide ample opportunity for it.

[Aivi_lo]

I'm guessing they are congratulating themselves for a job well done

[Rofel]

"Producer-san, should we post something about the issue?"

"Why bother? They will keep paying their subs, just keep quiet and let it die lol"