Um... well aren't we a bag a fun huh?
First off, was all that really necessary?
1.)It's a fictional story and a video game.
2.)Alisaie and Alphinaud are both between the ages of 16-18 (of course Elezen's age differently in a way, and we've NEVER been given a "legal" age for Eorzea.) So they are not "kids" as you so quickly stated. Teenagers or young adults would most accurately describe them much better.
3.)Canonically it's been stated that Alisaie does have a bit of a crush on the Warrior of Light (whether you see it as romantically or just her idolizing you, that's up to you.)
4.)Alisaie and Alphinaud both are Top tier waifu and mid tier husbando for me!
Anyway, sorry for the off-topic rant. Which shouldn't have happened anyway...
To stay back on topic, I'll mention my honorable mentions!
- Oboro
- X'rhun Tia
- M'naago
- Tataru
- Urianger