A bunch of Highlander males wearing no shirts and lifting me on a throne...thats a mount I can get behind.
A bunch of Highlander males wearing no shirts and lifting me on a throne...thats a mount I can get behind.
...You might try to look a little disappointed! Or do you mean to give me another one of your stoic nods? You do don't you? <sigh> -Thancred
Nah. Steampunk-style cars and bikes maybe, but modern stuff would be completely out of place.
It does!
I just wish it didn't look quite as, uh... phallic. Or maybe rather tampon shaped. Either way, the associations it evokes are a bit of a turn-off >_>
I'd like a proper horse mount. Not these weird, bad-looking ones we have now with short and stumpy legs.
We fight gods for a living and the premise for events is dimensional travel, yet people's suspense of disbelief breaks at there being a modern looking bike in Eorzea...?
I want a giant gaelikitten. We could ride around in its backpack.
4 bikini clad NPCs that carry you in a palanquin. The sex/race of the NPCs could randomize each use. For flying mode, the palanquin could just magically fly while the NPCs hold on for dear life.
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