Can we get children?

[Ilyrian]

I can't imagine a more stressful minefield of nonsense that would be the implementation of children in this game.

[RosaLunaCelestia]

Children ???? How can we fight if we have to take care of them ? D: Give them to Khloe until you are done as warrior of light ? :P

[ExVex]

My squadron already feels like I'm raising children. Disappointing children. Any extra retainers I may give in and pay for will also feel like multiple mouths to feed.

If someone does come up with a plausible adoption system, with stats and whatever else, would there be some sort of consequences if the child was not taken care of? Ah, I can see it now... "Hello, this is my eldest, Don't Tell Me How To Virtually Parent. And, their younger sibling, You Don't Pay My Sub."

[Alleo]

Maybe we could help out the orphanage more and directly do quests to help the child we chose in the beginning. Like making toys for them and stuff like that and have some cute cutscenes were they are happy. Maybe over the time when we help the child (or children if we can help more than one) we will learn more about their past, hobbies and things like that and form a bond with them, without going through all the adoption stuff.

[Skyward]

We already have children in the game to look after.

They're called Lalafell

[Arutan]

We can get childrens if ERP is forbidden. If people start to ERP with childrens SE could be sued.

[ExVex]

We already have children in the game to look after.

They're called Lalafell

Honestly, I'm surprised that there hasn't been more of this joke on this thread. Kudos.
You can only imagine how disturbing it is to be officially requested to RP as a child. No thank you.

[Skyward]

Honestly, I'm surprised that there hasn't been more of this joke on this thread. Kudos.
You can only imagine how disturbing it is to be officially requested to RP as a child. No thank you.

Exactly why I tend to dodge the RP servers as of late. If only half of the horror stories my friend on balmung tell me are true, I'll need to start wearing even bulkier armor to protect my soul.

[JunseiKei]

I'm still for using Ragnarok Online's system of adopting other player characters and turning them small. Maybe lalafell sized/ shaped, but any race (so SE'd not need to make special armor in theory). If players got divorced, the adopted player character would return to normal size, as if nothing ever happened.

Correct me if I am wrong, but ERPing is already a punishable offense? If you do it privately, I doubt anyone would report you, but publicly leaves you open for reporting and having GM intervention.

[Avatre]

Correct me if I am wrong, but ERPing is already a punishable offense? If you do it privately, I doubt anyone would report you, but publicly leaves you open for reporting and having GM intervention.

I think it's only punishable if it is directed at people who request you(whoever is ERPing) NOT to include them and then they report said ERPer, but it is definitely something that would be best addressed by the GMs.