Roe and Lala

[LineageRazor]

(Also the ability to make posts with more than 1000 characters so I don't have to separate my post into 3 chunks)

Ask, and you shall receive:

Step 1: Write your whole 1000+ character post.
Step 2: Cut all but the last line, and post.
Step 3: Edit your post.
Step 4: Paste the content that you cut, and save changes.

Surely you've noticed, that plenty of people post entries longer than 1000 characters? Editing their posts is how they do it.