Why would any discerning lad or lass opt for such a monstrosity when they could instead enjoy a much more fetching ride!



The obsession these days with such nonsensical automations. I wouldn't be surprised if people started declaring that the future of transportation was in chocoboless-carriages, which we all know is jodhpurs-on-head looney.

Now, good day to you sirs and madames, I am late for a fitting for a new derby.