You'd graciously stop reporting to ban players when it's something you'd agree with? Wow, what a hero.
Personal parsers would be utterly useless without comparison to the community. Meaningless numbers would be meaningless.
So no, you're wrong again. They would absolutely allow people to berate other players. That's not the reason anyone should be advocating for personal parsers.
I'm actually embarrassed for you at this point. The loudest voice in this thread couldn't be more hypocritical, poorly researched or flat wrong.


No, see this is why its hard for people to get behind parsers when people talk like this. A personal parser will allow someone to see what works better for gear and their class and gauge whether or not something worked out better vs mechanics but most importantly "improve". The problem with Comparing to others is a disparity in ilvls and situation. A full time off tank is going to do a lot more than a full time main tank etc...
Personal parsers are the best way to go about it and leaves it up to the player to decide how and if they want to use it. That is all there is to it.


There is NO reason anyone would want to see the parse of anyone other than yourself unless you want to judge said player's performance or to rub your e-peen.
Both of those reasons are toxic and have no place in this game.
So yeah, outside of personal parsing, this will NEVER be implemented.
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SE's instance on POINTING FINGERS and LOOKING FOR WHO'S TO BLAME on wipes always was and always will be that this is toxicity. Most of the times people are not SLACKING, they simply are less skilled. And the game is meant to be inclusive, not exclusive. Kicking people from parties due to low performance never was and will never be endorsed by the devs. You can kiss that hope goodbye.
That can be solved with a personal parser





There's nothing toxic about statics discussing and giving out constructive criticisms to its members when they fail to clear a floor due to low DPS/failing to meet enrage. And it very well CAN be attributed to people slacking off, just as much as it can be attributed to personal skill. If someone is a hinderance to a party (this is including static groups), if the group makes the decision to remove them in favor for someone else who CAN successfully clear the content, that is not toxicity, nor it is harassment.
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If you honestly cannot tell when someone's slacking off, unless you resort to raw numbers, I question your level of attention to the game.
It's not hard to notice, lets say, the SMN that's only throwing out Ruin spells, or the DRG that's only using one combo rotation.
(And yes I'm using those 2 as a example, not to point fingers, but because I've personally seen people like that through all my time in the DF)
And a personal parser would most deffinetely work if someone is just curious about their own DPS output, although I guess it wouldnt work if what you're actually interested in, is how your DPS compares to everyone else. A.k.a rubbing your e-peen
Then SE (if you're quoting them) and you don't know what toxicity is. Blame is either shared or on an individual level, but there's always a reason. I'd rather know who is weak link, so we can find out if they're willing to fix whatever problem they have, than resent the group in general because I don't know who is under performing - that's closer to toxicity than "Don't call me out, bro". Stop thinking of every instance as a witch hunt.
You're arguing semantics.Most of the times people are not SLACKING, they simply are less skilled.
The game IS inclusive. Your problem isn't with the game though - your problem is a social one. And if you want to go down that road, the amount of shit that gets flung around in a group the instant someone sees Bonus is far more toxic.And the game is meant to be inclusive, not exclusive.
Well... two things. First, has ever directly encouraged that saying "Git gud or git out". Second, I'm pretty sure there's been players reporting that GMs told them they can't punish someone that has a "different playstyle" when kicked due to low performance. They don't have to endorse it for players to be within their rights to kick you out if you're underperforming.Kicking people from parties due to low performance never was and will never be endorsed by the devs. You can kiss that hope goodbye.
The idea that you should pay attention to your own rotation, CDs, AoEs, Positioning AND simultaneously pay attention to 7 other to make sure their doing their job, AND know said other jobs so you know if they're not doing something right is silly...
Except it is, if you turn down the animations of other people and hide the debuffs of other people... also there's only so many buffs that will appear. And before you say "Well change it so you can then!", I could do that, but I'm positive there's those that can't, either for QoL reasons, or their system just isn't capable of handling multiple effects at the same time.It's not hard to notice [...] or the DRG that's only using one combo rotation.
Why is it that stroking your own ego is the ONLY reason ANYONE would want to compare their DPS to others? Especially when there's multiple of one class? As much as people cry "Look at all those toxic parsers ruining the game!" they fail to reconginze their own elitist toxicity when they spew crap like ^this and "What, you can't pay attention to 20 different things? Maybe club penguin is more your speed".And a personal parser would most deffinetely work if someone is just curious about their own DPS output, although I guess it wouldnt work if what you're actually interested in, is how your DPS compares to everyone else. A.k.a rubbing your e-peen
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Except that personal parsers would be completely useless in content where parsing actually matters: that is, current Extreme Primals and Savage Raids (and soon to be the Super Savage/Ultimate raid). You can't look at group DPS in personal parsers, and asking for all 8 members to post said parses in some public chat channel is just completely unnecessary work when a group parser for such content already has all the information there and readily available. Group DPS is what matters when it comes to clearing these fights, and meeting the enrage timer. Sure, to an extent, personal DPS is also important, but without a group parser, statics and parties would have no easy, readily accessible way of knowing whether the thing that was causing them to fail is individual DPS or group DPS; individual failings with healing; individual failings with tanking. The list goes on.
Parsers don't matter for "casual" content that don't have enrages (e.g., 4-man dungeons and 24-man alliance raids). But they do matter in 8-man content. They are used for personal improvement, yes, but a pervasive, primary function of parsers is use in static/8-man settings to judge group DPS and see if the party has what it takes to clear the content, or if they need to work on something. This is where using parsers in conjunction with a certain website becomes invaluably useful. I know that, without using both resources when analyzing my own static's performance in V3S progression, we would not have been able to pinpoint the issues that were holding us back, and work on fixing them.
That's something an individual parser cannot give. While I'm not opposed to the idea of individual, personal parsers, I think that content reliant on good group DPS in order to meet enrage should call for a party parser. Again, it's not like SE is going to suddenly make harassing others a-okay with the implementation of such a thing. I doubt they'll ever change their stance on parsers or implement one in-game, considering that arguments like this always arise when someone, like the OP of the thread, just innocently requests a parser for personal use, but I still like to throw in my two cents into the discussions. It's tiring seeing one side claim how "bad" parsers are, and how "toxic" everyone that parses is; such sweeping generalizations really irk me. There are, of course, bad apples in every bunch, but people shouldn't blame the tool because those bad apples use it incorrectly.
See what I wrote above. Personal parsers would be completely useless in 8-man content that actually calls for decent group DPS to meet enrage timers.
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