cool story for family friendlyness but i think this is first hand proof that there isnt nearly enough (and i NEVER thought id say this about video games because im no trucker/sports/FPS/beer/metal head/anti fashion enthusiest) Bad-ass anything in this game.
if there were, then a parent wouldnt be particularly proud their 8-9 year old daughters were having the time of their lives while im sitting here going "where the hell are the hordes of angry looking monsters i normally enjoy AOE murdering? oh well more screen shots of my EM looking sexy.... 5 mins later /logout."