Lamentations of a Staticless Player

[Auteur]

- Can't play Tuesday during RL commitments.


- Log on shortly after midnight and find out most PUG groups have cleared O1S and are at O2S. Begin to have sense of dread that the train has left the station...

- Learn all O1S mechanics and find out fire rotation and boss attacks always occur in the same sequence. Explain this to PUG groups.

-Baffled when folks are frozen/dont know what to do when someone is "in their spot," explain that just understand the mechanic and you won't go mental over cardinal directions (just don't stack on people for lightning). Also note that people can move for about 3 seconds after ice to adjust.

- Fail to clear before dawn, realize that everyone who is capable of clearing O1S has done so already on Tuesday. Realize that I'm now terminally behind the curve and trapped in a vicious cycle of PUG hell because next week, the people who already cleared will make "no bonus" parties.

- Resigned to waiting, like Sir Jorah, for the "cure," waiting for the remainder of the field to overgear and have echo to get past O1S and "progress" on content long done by everyone else by that point. The nights are long and full of terrors.