French player looking for a friendly FC

[Dark7s]

<3 <3 Mushy talk starts, full of blind-chinese-rainbow unicorns, glow colored ponies and ugly cats without hairs, so ugly you couldn't even look at <3 <3

If you're willing to take me with you or just willing to create new friendships to chill with mounts and minions on Noscea beach , that smiling is your way of playing whatever happens, I'll be more than glad to share some of my joy with you in-game.

Darwin Butcher on Shiva, or reply here. Best is to send letter in game so I don't miss you out! See you soon! Bring your joy with you, or I will bite!

Sorry for the book I just wrote, most people won't read it all, but I wanted to share my exact thoughts with the community. And as I said I'm french, don't go too hard on my writing skills please :3

I hope my text has brought you as much positivity as I wanted to share when I wrote it... or at least just a bit of joy. I also accept a smile... or at worst, a fixed grin, but not less! Thanks if you at least read that last part, that was the most important: sharing smiles.

21th and last edit or I will keep adding shitty talk which will lead to nothing but hate: Game is like RL, you have to get out of your comfort zone to blossom yourself and learn from each other. You can't use all your potency if you're alone, and even worse, you'll die sad with a bunch of ugly cats. Very ugly ones. With a definition of ugly which is unknown yet and which will be defined as (actual_ugly_definition)^10000000, kinda like the color I used . Think about it. I hope I didn't lose anybody because of the mathematic term tho... Hate is coming? Don't worry, you're almost done with all that non-interesting talk which was at first only to find a friendly CL
There my text ends: a useless psychology book about happiness... but whatever, trash it if you're a little, sad and ugly person, I will sweep your trashed and close-minded head with my DRG who has mid-time work as a beauty carpet every time he dies. <3 It's a full of love carpet tho, always back you up if you fall

<3 <3 Mushy talk ends <3 <3

And again, don't forget to have fun above all else, CHILL OUT, come one ! <3

<3 <3 Real mushy talk ending, I promise :3 <3 <3

I'd love to add that no little heads were injuried during the writing of this speech...yet.
If you don't know who/what little head point at, that means you didn't read all or that my english was too bad for you to understand it. Anyway, I give a hint: it's a tiny and useless character from the damn game you read that post for, and they're usually used as eating gift to calm down Primals because that's the easiest creature to catch due to its total lack of strengh and its minion size. A myth even says that, some carpet DRG known as the damn writter of that bloody damn post, has learnt some taxidermist skills in order to mount some Lala heads onto the future's FC house in order to keep away all primals' evil spirit that lightning heroes kicked asses of. And since ARR, it makes a lot of stupid primals to get rid of, trust me.

But by now, I'm not sure any FCs will wanna get that dark strange DRG. However, I can actualy offers services that no one else can afford: House's front door shining carpet with a DRG that is easily "carpet-able", will beautify your house and make it the most awesome of the whole neighbourhood at no cost. There's also some BLM which would be happy to light the charcoal on barbecues or get some very fresh iced drinks during summer. During winter, BLM will master your chimney fire like no one thanks to its chimney's university degree. Even senior woodcutters would be blown away.. It's now all up to you <3

Don't hate me lalas, I love you <3. Sometimes it happens that I accidently walk on you, but that's your tiny size's fault, it's not coming from an evil behavior. Pink color is now set to show you all my love, and there is a big heart for your understanding: <3

Now being serious: I'd love to have feedbacks about text's form if some of you have spare time to spend. [Praying to get at least someone reading]