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    Xtrasweettea's Avatar
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    Nov 2014
    Location
    Gridania
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    361
    Character
    Aelda Schuvorther
    World
    Lamia
    Main Class
    Warrior Lv 90
    Tired of dealing with tanks that pull too much but can’t seem to use those Defensive cooldowns?

    Are you falling asleep because the tank doesn’t pull big enough groups for you to be entertained?

    Do you need to take a nap after a stressful dungeon run because the tank decided to tank in DPS stance the whole time and you felt that you had to go through you MP pool to keep the tank alive?

    Well, I have a handy dandy new cure for what ails you.

    It’s called “Initiative!”

    Fresh off the line from Jim Co., “Initiative” can cure all of your Healer and Tank Relationship problems!

    Don’t want the Tank to do large pulls, take a sip of “Initiative” and request the tank to do smaller pulls instead.

    Is the Tank not using cooldowns? Glug down some “Initiative” and tell the tank that if they don’t do cooldowns, you can’t help DPS and that the run would take longer.

    Are you about to load into DR again for the third time today? Stop and take some “Initiative” first! Then, drop out of DR and use PF to request the type of Tank you would like to group with. Once you got your Tank, then proceed to DR together!

    If you can’t find a tank that you could group with in PF, no problem, take an extra dose of “Initiative” and become the tank yourself! Now no one can hold you down!

    “Initiative” can also help with those pesky DPS that you have to group with too!

    DPS got keep standing in the red? Take some “Initiative” and tell them to stay out of the red or they will cause the fights to take longer due to DPS loss! DPS hate loss and longer dungeon runs!

    “Initiative” can help you remove stains from your carpets, help you clean your house, and help you exercise.

    “Initiative,” for when you want to take responsibility for your actions, introspect, and accept some blame for your decisions to use DR solo!

    “Initiative!” Take home a case today!
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    Last edited by Xtrasweettea; 07-25-2017 at 11:33 PM.

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