so there be to ride

chickens very large
or something like a chicken very large

or something like ... duno what
that ain't even a large chicken
moving rock or ugly moving rock or very ugly moving ? rotting rock
it's free

I want a HORSE!!!!!!!!!!! please^_^

like
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdK8L...el_video_title
minus the gymnastics.
(The above is a Because I was Bored Production)