Joke Weapon ideas?

[DynamoAce]

I've always thought in my head a lot of different kinds of joke weapons that the game could have. Highly doubt Square would ever implement something like that for this game as there's probably a lot more other things they'd rather put their resources into but the idea of it is kinda fun.

A few I thought of would be:

Broomstick for Black Mage
Giant Carrot for Dragoon, or maybe a small set of twin carrots for Ninja
Parasol for Red Mage
Giant Pot lid and Soup ladle for Paladin

Have any of you guys ever thought of any? If so, let's hear it. : D

P.S. This is not one of those "Square you have to add these into the game" threads.

[Leric]

i give you FFXI's Trick and Treat Staves

[Syfurion]

This just makes me think of the 'Ham of Hams' from Monster Hunter, so I approve.

[Dreufo]

Toy Hammer for Warrior complete with *squeak, squeak...SQUEAK!*

[Marxam]

Give me Julyan's frying pan. Not a joke... I'm serious.

[Rawrrior]

Give me Julyan's frying pan. Not a joke... I'm serious.

This was the only reason i was going to comment in this thread.
Stealer! >_>.. I want this so bad. A giant paper fan would be neat too. Love gag items lol

[CosmicKirby]

WAR Needs an Aluminum Baseball Bat.

[Elfidan]

Dark knight needs an inflatable sword... It should occasionally pop when you hit enemies with it.

[Hitsuzen]

Excalipoor is the sword isn't the sword we Paladins need but it is the sword we deserve.

[LordLucavi]

Warrior - potato tied to a stick.

Dark Knight - foam pool noodle.

Paladin - a dull grapefruit spoon and half of said grapefruit.

Dragoon - a single stalk of asparagus.

Red Mage - Swiss Army Corkscrew

White Mage - A chinchilla tied to a stick.

Black Mage - An angry sloth...tied to a stick.

Summoner, scholar - Childrens activity book with half of the activities already done.

Monk - Midgets.

Samurai - Exceptionally long uncooked Ramen noodle. Just one.

Bard - Defective slingshot that only fires small fish.

Machinist - Squirt Gun.

Astrologian - Ine half of a ouija board, also missing the planchette.

Ninja - Where?