Joke Weapon ideas?

[Masekase_Hurricane]

MNK PvP

[AlphaFox]

For Dark Knight or Warrior a giant frozen tuna comes to mind :3

[Enkidoh]

Considering FFVII had 'joke' weapons which were actually powerful physically but lacked materia slots (and usually were tools or items not usually considered weapons), I definitely approve of this!

Some ideas (taking a leaf out of FFVII's book with some of them here):

GLA/PLD - Nail Bat and Pot Lid
PGL/MNK - Spring Gloves
LNC/DRG - Mop
MRD/WAR - Shovel
ARC/BRD - Toy Bow
ROG/NIN - Fork and Spoon
CNJ/WHM - Umbrella
THM/BLM - Flaming Torch
ACN/SMN/SCH - Fold-out Picture Book
MCH - Water Pistol (or else joke gun with 'bang!' flag)
DRK - Boat Oar
AST- Snow Globe
RDM: Flower Bouquet and flowerpot
SAM: Cardboard Katana

[Destati]

Squeaky toy hammer for MRD/WAR. Please. And it needs to squeak on impact every time.

[DarkDedede]

CUL themed glamour gear.

I'm sure a "roasted dodo" themed weapon set would be a hit.

Would also give me a reason to actually use the CUL class

[Violyre]

How about a guitar for WAR? We'd still be using an ax~

[Ryaz]

I'll take a Shinai for samurai.

[Mikhaill]

inb4 others cry hardcore because it breaks immersion. :^)

[Ryaz]

inb4 others cry hardcore because it breaks immersion. :^)

There's a chicken knife for RDM and I've got a glowy Sabotender sword. Plus Moogle weapons. I think it's too late for that. XD

[Galblade]

Idk if it's a joke weapon per se, but Rikku's thief knives from FFX-2 would be nice to use on a ninja. Dyeable too please