I've always thought in my head a lot of different kinds of joke weapons that the game could have. Highly doubt Square would ever implement something like that for this game as there's probably a lot more other things they'd rather put their resources into but the idea of it is kinda fun.

A few I thought of would be:

Broomstick for Black Mage
Giant Carrot for Dragoon, or maybe a small set of twin carrots for Ninja
Parasol for Red Mage
Giant Pot lid and Soup ladle for Paladin

Have any of you guys ever thought of any? If so, let's hear it. : D

P.S. This is not one of those "Square you have to add these into the game" threads.