I have an idea

[rjspencer4]

We take a shot every time we get a system error.
The alcohol poisoning will kill most of us, thus quickly solving the server congestion.

[Rymm]

Why don't we speed up the process by taking a shot every time someone whines about a problem with the launch?

[rjspencer4]

Why don't we speed up the process by taking a shot every time someone whines about a problem with the launch?

That can be worth 2 shots

[Exiled_Tonberry]

Why don't we speed up the process by taking a shot every time someone whines about a problem with the launch?

"Whines".

Wish I could somehow find joy in playing a broken game.

[Jijifli]

Why don't we speed up the process by taking a shot every time someone whines about a problem with the launch?

At least with Heavensward I got to actually do my story between all the crashing.

Here people have now reached the point where they don't care about the story, just wanting to do it so they can continue the content they paid for.

[Alistaire]

We need someone to spam Raubahn for 18 hour straight and get sick because of it.

https://www.wired.com/2008/08/pandemonium-war/