Wait in Balmung queue for 1400ish spots

Rush to the mail Moogle to get my jump potion so I can play with my friends

Huzzah! "You use the Tales of the Hero: Paladin!" Woohoo!

"Logging out to update character data..."

Wait! NO! Too late... back at the login screen...

Login Queue: 849

This is my punishment.

That's all guys, hope you had a laugh. Don't start a firestorm over the use of the jump potion please, this is simply comic relief