This is a question I know we have all asked.

With the release of Stormblood, and the new swimming areas, there is sure to be a rise in goldfish sales.

BE WARNED goldfish are deceptively cunning. They play stupid, UNTIL YOUR BACK IS TURNED. By time you realise what is happening...it is too late.

So, the real question is, how do you tell if your goldfish is "evil".

For this we go to Local scientist Cid
"I don't have time for your nonsense" was his quote.

This journalist believes he may be in on it... he may even be a fish himself??

How is that even possible? Cid has famously created many Mechanical marvels, who else but fish have that patience. And his name C.I.D. acronym... Char in Disguise it's all there... (Char is a type of game fish, for those unattuned to that knowledge)

I must sign off now... I will finish in a future article...