Is your Goldfish secretly Poisoning you?

[KingMeteo]

This is a question I know we have all asked.

With the release of Stormblood, and the new swimming areas, there is sure to be a rise in goldfish sales.

BE WARNED goldfish are deceptively cunning. They play stupid, UNTIL YOUR BACK IS TURNED. By time you realise what is happening...it is too late.

So, the real question is, how do you tell if your goldfish is "evil".

For this we go to Local scientist Cid
"I don't have time for your nonsense" was his quote.

This journalist believes he may be in on it... he may even be a fish himself??

How is that even possible? Cid has famously created many Mechanical marvels, who else but fish have that patience. And his name C.I.D. acronym... Char in Disguise it's all there... (Char is a type of game fish, for those unattuned to that knowledge)

I must sign off now... I will finish in a future article...

[Seryne]

What?
/10char

[Dualgunner]

A fish murdered my uncle.

I mean yeah it was a sahagin. But they're fish people.

[TitaniaZero]

Well this is random. XD

[Texa]

Goldfish are quite threatening
https://www.theatlantic.com/national...merica/264420/

[Khanscott]

I got a feeder goldfish at Walmart as a pet when I was young, because I was stupid and didn't know what "feeder" meant. Over the course of a decade, that thing digivolved into a friggin koi-sized superbeast that would predate on cats that tried to snatch it out of its aquarium. Patiently... like a spider in its web.

But in all seriousness it defied its predestined fate and got disproportionately massive for a goldfish LOL.

[Dualgunner]

I got a feeder goldfish at Walmart as a pet when I was young, because I was stupid and didn't know what "feeder" meant. Over the course of a decade, that thing digivolved into a friggin koi-sized superbeast that would predate on cats that tried to snatch it out of its aquarium. Patiently... like a spider in its web.

But in all seriousness it defied its predestined fate and got disproportionately massive for a goldfish LOL.

If it starts worshiping Leviathan you get that thing gone.

[Texa]

I got a feeder goldfish at Walmart as a pet when I was young, because I was stupid and didn't know what "feeder" meant. Over the course of a decade, that thing digivolved into a friggin koi-sized superbeast that would predate on cats that tried to snatch it out of its aquarium. Patiently... like a spider in its web.

But in all seriousness it defied its predestined fate and got disproportionately massive for a goldfish LOL.

This is completely and totally off game topic, but most goldfish will grow to 8+ inches (some have grown to 18") and live 15-20+ years if you take care of them properly. They're MEANT for ponds not bowls.

'Course a feeder was never meant to live that long to begin with, but still.

[Daralii]

This is completely and totally off game topic, but most goldfish will grow to 8+ inches (some have grown to 18") and live 15-20+ years if you take care of them properly. They're MEANT for ponds not bowls.

'Course a feeder was never meant to live that long to begin with, but still.

I'm not sure I want to imagine a goldfish over a foot long.

[Vanitas]

Most goldfish are naturally murderous so it's best to avoid them all at all cost. If you see one contact your local brass blades immediately.