The point of this thread is exactly what's in the title. Something to take our focus off all the dumb soap-boxy threads lately.

Whoever is the most accurate for any given job gets, uh... Internet points?

Bard: The two totally-not-into-each-other Bards from the HW phase set up their platoon. You're dragged into the impending hilarious trainwreck, which you can see crashing from a mile away when the group quickly recruits two totally-not-into-each-other female Bards from the Ala Mhigo side into their merry band. May or may not include a scene of one of the NPCs bashing an enemy upside the head with a harp.

White Mage: Instead of the usual 'corrupted elemental aether' plot, the White Mages head out to investigate exactly where the hell all that aetherial water from Shinryu's fight with Omega went. There's just no way a freaking inland tidal wave would just disappear with no consequences besides some deaths on the Gyr Albania side.