Crash with DX9 and DX11

[Metatime]

I understand DX11 because that have issues but having DX9 is a bit odd. Clean uninstall nividia drivers and use DDU also. That should fix at least the DX9 issue

[WhimsicalPacifist]

Been uninstalling completely with DDU for five different iterations of the NVidia drivers. No luck.

Restart in safe mode, into uninstall the drivers, into reboot into safemode for installing the older version of the driver. I've taken to calling it sacrificing more goats to the Final Fantasy Gods. Should I bathe my tower in newborn or virgin blood next?

*3 Hours later, a pale wan figure can be seen chanting in an ill-lit room. Smoke billows and wafts from his stylish aromatic candles.*
Kali Maaaa
Kali maa shakti de
Klaatu Barata Niktu!

*He appears to be holding a piece of muenster cheese above a computer tower in fervent supplication.*