I need help being witty

[Quor]

I agree usually. My berserk macro was
/p Berserk in progress.

I have laughed and cringed at different macros. Looking at you Astro who had a chat spam for every drawing of the cards.

Card macros are the Valkurm Dunes Boost macro of FF14.

It's a cringey kind of nostalgia.

As for my suggestions, I'd put something like "Unlike Sephirot, this blue aoe is a good thing! Stand in it! (Passage of Arms)"

[Anienai]

Card macros are the Valkurm Dunes Boost macro of FF14.

From user Gprime (GameFAQs). It's well-known, but for those who haven't seen it yet:
Boost macro
alt+1
/p I call forth, the divine powers of Alanta <call0>
/wait 1
/em begins to lift the rock from the ground with his power.
/wait 1
/p YESSSSSSSSSSS I FEEL THE BOOOST OF POWAR!<call1>
/wait 1
alt+2
/shout CAN YOU FEEL IT VANADEIL? THIS IS TRUE POWER!
/wait 1
/p GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH<Call2>
/wait 1
/p <Call17>Current power stats:
/wait 1
alt+3
/em power bar [|||||| ] 30%
/wait 1
/em power bar [||||||||||||||||| ] 65%
/wait 1
/em power bar [||||||||||||||||||||||| ] 100%
/wait 1
alt+4
/p NOW GATHER AROUND MY BROTHERANS
/wait1
/p HERE I GO
/wait
/p BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU<Call3>
/wait 1
/ja "Boost" <me>