Chocobos are not only stupid but they're also dirty and smelly.

Chocobos don't talk.

They possess no reasonable intelligence.

All they do is "Kweh!"

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Vath Deftarm is an intelligent person and he's also energetic and reliable.

Vath Deftarm talks.

Deftarm possess human intelligence.

Deftarm DOSEN'T "Kweh!"

We're Deftarm's Master, and he's our disciple. We need to be rid of a useless and smelly bird and start adventuring with the Deftarm in the far eastern lands.

I'm sure everyone would support this initiative since everyone loves Deftarm (you need to see a psychiatrist if you don't).