While I honestly don't mind the idea of a parser as I have said here before, I do not trust (I'm sure the devs don't either) the playerbase with something like this.

Yada yada toxicity reasons blah blah. You people are already using outside sources. Just continue to use that. I'm quite certain the devs have better things to do than implement something that most people (if not all) on this thread are already doing.