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  1. 05-19-2017 01:21 AM #1
    Pence
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    Make the US ping great again!!!!

    US players are asking for a separate data center (west and east coast) because they have a horrible 100ms!

    I speak on behalf of all Australia, we support this. Our American over-lords deserve to play at sub-100 ping. God knows it'd be unplayable if they hit 101ms, or even 250ms! I offer you our ping. Just take 50 or 60ms from us. We're skilled enough to raid at 400ms.

    Don't do this to our allies, SE. Make their ping great again!

    Signed: The Queen of Australia, and God.
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  2. 05-19-2017 01:32 AM #2
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  3. 05-19-2017 01:36 AM #3
    Pence
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    Quote Originally Posted by Riardon View Post
    /bow Thank you for posting an IRL Twitter of you. I offer you all my pie. I am not worthy.
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  4. 05-19-2017 01:36 AM #4
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    Meanwhile, I'm just quietly chuckling at the ambiguity of the word "great" in this context.
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  5. 05-19-2017 01:40 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zojha View Post
    Meanwhile, I'm just quietly chuckling at the ambiguity of the word "great" in this context.
    WE ARE OFFERING YOU OUR PING! SHUT UP AND LET ME GIVE YOU MA' PING!
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  6. 05-19-2017 01:40 AM #6
    Synrin
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    Finally a funny thread on the matter
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  7. 05-19-2017 01:46 AM #7
    Zigabar
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    Noooooo! I have the best Aussies on Greg. Don't take them from me :'( (Unless we're supporting Aether stays on the west coast!)
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    A mentor stole my house, slapped me across the face, and raised my ping from 15 to 30. Literally unplayable.

    Quote Originally Posted by AriKitae View Post
    I would advise against the “you pulled it you tank it” shtick. Try diplomacy first. “Please allow me to pull the mobs.” [...] While the deeps is wrong for pulling ahead, you certainly aren’t right by not doing your job.
    #GetSelliBack2016
  8. 05-19-2017 01:54 AM #8
    Pence
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zigabar View Post
    Noooooo! I have the best Aussies on Greg. Don't take them from me :'( (Unless we're supporting Aether stays on the west coast!)
    The best Aussies are actual in my bed......I live alone. So. We shall make a deal: Australia wants Chris Pratt, and you may have 5 Aussies with the same ping.
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  9. 05-19-2017 01:58 AM #9
    Zigabar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pence View Post
    The best Aussies are actual in my bed......I live alone. So. We shall make a deal: Australia wants Chris Pratt, and you may have 5 Aussies with the same ping.
    :thinking: Chris Pratt with a sexy Australian accent... Okay. Make it 7 Aussies and we have a deal.
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    A mentor stole my house, slapped me across the face, and raised my ping from 15 to 30. Literally unplayable.

    Quote Originally Posted by AriKitae View Post
    I would advise against the “you pulled it you tank it” shtick. Try diplomacy first. “Please allow me to pull the mobs.” [...] While the deeps is wrong for pulling ahead, you certainly aren’t right by not doing your job.
    #GetSelliBack2016
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  11. 05-19-2017 02:12 AM #10
    Gumbercules
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zigabar View Post
    Noooooo! I have the best Aussies on Greg. Don't take them from me :'( (Unless we're supporting Aether stays on the west coast!)
    the best Aussies, incredible Aussies. Bigly good Aussies. ok lets take their ping.
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