US players are asking for a separate data center (west and east coast) because they have a horrible 100ms!

I speak on behalf of all Australia, we support this. Our American over-lords deserve to play at sub-100 ping. God knows it'd be unplayable if they hit 101ms, or even 250ms! I offer you our ping. Just take 50 or 60ms from us. We're skilled enough to raid at 400ms.

Don't do this to our allies, SE. Make their ping great again!

Signed: The Queen of Australia, and God.