XIV dead (again)!

[LalaRu]

Fixed OP, as long some satire didn't passed 'thru.

[Zojha]

Clearly you've never been to an average American restaurant.
Or retail store.

Well, she might just be comparing it with a hut in africa.

It's all about Standards and Poors.

[Khalithar]

That OP sounds like a bunch of alternative facts to me.

[Endeleon]

You guys... lalaru is posting satire. She isn't serious??? Haven't you seen her post with the like 50 ways in which FFXIV ended?(over fandom freakouts)

[Gumbercules]

Fixed OP, as long some satire didn't passed 'thru.

your satire is leaking, here's a towel >.>...just ignore the "zero percent packet loss bishes!" embroidery....it came like that I swear......

[Arutan]

Oh look, another drama seeking for attention over its desperate condition. Poor you with your 100ms ping, far more worst than my 90k 3 times a day with many freezes.

[Aramina]

Oh look, another drama seeking for attention over its desperate condition. Poor you with your 100ms ping, far more worst than my 90k 3 times a day with many freezes.

satire
[sat-ahyuh r]
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the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
2.
a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.
3.
a literary genre comprising such compositions.

[RaijinSupreme]

satire
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noun
1.
the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
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a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.
3.
a literary genre comprising such compositions.

some people just enjoy their snarky remarks and comebacks. He probably spent all morning coming up with that post, as the joke gracefully flew over his oh-so-oblivious head.

[Renik]

improving the ping of more than 50% of datacenter's playerbase

First, this is a lie, east coast + some EU players = way more than 50% of the NA datacenter playerbase, there are many EU players in balmung and gilgamesh, I know your post is pure satire, just wanted to correct this.

And second, as EU player with a 190-196 ping I can evade things np, and and as smn I stick my 6 ruin III + deathflare 90% of the time during dreadwyrdm trance (lag can make me miss the 6th but its not common at all) so i could do savage raid and perform just right if I wanted to.
So i'm with you here, the game should be fully playable under 250ms, that said SE should improve their client/server structure a bit.

[EorzeaHero69]

I don't feel any difference in the game though.