what would you do if stuck in FF14?

[CatStarPrime]

If I were so lucky, I'd be logging in as my short (for a Hellsguard), incredibly pretty female Roegadyn Monk. I'd travel to Ul'dah; take a room at the Quicksand, and take a long, luxurious, hot soapy bath; then I'd take another bath. Then I'd dress in my freshly-laundered, scrubbed gear (the Quicksand has Laundry service, of course) and call on Redolent Rose. Big Rose, completely taken with my sparkling wit and physical attractiveness, would fit me in practical, yet cutting-edge High Fashion. Well-dressed and turning heads all across the city, I'd return to the Quicksand, where I'd allow the attentions of tall, strong Midlander and Highlander men (sorry RoeMen, I don't fancy the "Square Block of Granite" body type), taking my time, and selecting one dashing, witty, and nimble-fingered patron, to return to my room, where we would have sex for days, pausing only for bouts of sleep and refreshment.

I'd repeat this set of activities until my gil ran low; then I'd get out and go for a walkabout; check in with the Scions; look for easy-yet-oddly-remunerative merc work, like killing moles for farmers who can't seem to do it themselves; and wing it from there.