Retire with Hina (wife) and Cat (son) to our house in the Mist and spend the rest of the time sunning myself on the beach and/or fishing.

If I had to participate in some form of adventurer action, I'll stick to PLD and become very conservative about how I 'play' - especially if it's an SAO scenario. If it's a log Horizon scenario then I will merge my FC with the Crescent Moon Alliance - Marielle and I share similar points of view - and stay away from the front lines and Shiroe as much as possible.

Finally, I will purchase many mirrors for my home, Kos is awesome.