Well sorry. Some will probably call me a huge Thot for this but the first thing I'd do is change into my sexy bunny outfit. Teleport to foundation. Go find Sir Aymeric's handsome self and tell him how devastated I am about being trapped there and he will comfort me then one thing will lead to another and he'd give me that elezen heaven!

Then I'd go find player a certain catboy and push up on him until he gives in and show me what catboys are really made of!

Then go master astrological magic and turn back time before I'm known as the Eorzean Thot