what would you do if stuck in FF14?

[Lilseph]

Study Allagan technology, find a way to become an Eikon powered with allagan ingenery, helping ascian to bring Zodiarche unified with Hydaelyn.
Then study again to see if I can reverse engineer what made me stuck in Eorzea, to bring part of Eorzea in this world.
Grab some popcorn, and enjoying the new era of chaos to come ^^

I'd stop this person and I'd decorate his brain with my axe.

Then I'd become a fine SCH, looking for the secrets buried in Hydaelyn!

Since all the gil is on my character atm, id open a brothel....and work in it too.... >

half off for the lala ladies

Tepe would cut your face. The brothel mafia is here.

[Vexander]

Take a few moments to marvel at my new body, particularly adjusting to heightened senses such as smell and hearing, which would no doubt affect the way food tastes as well. Once the shock wears off from that, and the realization that I will probably never find a way to return to Earth sinks in, I would decide to make the best of a bad situation and consider my options as far as classes go. Looking at the list of classes, I decide that I cannot well be a healer as my only option is Conjurer and I'm fairly wary of the hostage-Cult of Gridania that the Elementals made. Thaumaturge doesn't feel very appealing due to its lack of healing or defense. I look at Arcanist curiously for a while, thinking about how a Topaz Carbuncle would be pretty good to keep me safe, but ultimately rejecting it as my choice. Instead I pull the Soul of a Red Mage out of my pocket and smile, going with the Jack-Of-All-Trades class.

Looking at the list of Disciple of the Hand and Disciple of the Land options, I choose Cook out of a newfound love for food in all its forms due to heightened sense of smell and taste thanks to being a Miqo'te, and curiosity to see how different food tastes. To compliment it and my new sense of taste I pick up Fishing as my Disciple of Land class.

With my three classes sorted out, I do my best to charter a boat to take me to Old Sharlayan so that I can learn as much as possible about the planet and universe, since Square Enix only gives us what they can through the game and scant outside materials.

[Nicodemus_Mercy]

First I'd squee with joy at being a sexy catboy who owns beachfront property in Mist. Then I'd probably seek employment in Limsa as a healer for the Yellowjackets who guard the city. After that... I might try to get to know one of my retainers a bit better cause he's kinda hot and it would be nice to share my new Eorzean life with someone.

[Yudzster]

fantasia to fem ket and play with my new assets

[Arutan]

I would search a way to die 'cause I'm not into being immortal

[Seig345]

I'd keep a tally of every miqote I saw with the same face as me to keep my mind off of the more awkward biological adjustments >_>

[Leanna]

Run a miqo'te cabaret.

[LunaSnowfield]

Run away from the adventure guild in Uldah asap(Balmung server ;v )

[SagaSoluna]

Probably get arrested for unwanted hugging and petting of random passerby lalas.

[Watachy]

Spam my lala voice to annoy people, obviously !