cant find a dps job in this game that i don't have a problem with

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To hear someone who complains about how hard it is to remember to use kiss of the wasp/viper

thats a pretty depserate reach for a pisstake

y'all are so mad lol

You're better off channeling that energy into remembering to put on poisons once before the battle starts.

make one comment about that time you forgot your poisons and every raging ranged dps player comes in here acting like you've said you run entire raid nights trick attacking the boss from the front getting hit with cleave and not realizing you didn't put poison on xD

Never in my life did I think I'd ever get to see someone complaining about positional requirements, and their specific focus would be Dragoon of all things.
Here's a quick tip when having issues with tanks playing sprinkler with a boss: "can you stop spinning the boss, please".

Well I haven't played Dragoon since Titan was current content. The issue I took with it was never that positionals existed (Monk was my primary DPS) but Dragoon was complete aids with combos breaking and not getting heavy thrust buff if position suddenly changed. Since then, the job has received many much needed changes and is a lot better now.

but man have you ever tried telling a tank in df what to do or actually tried doing good dps

they get all mad and everything like you just asked if you could smash the front end of their car for a music video and bang their wife and said you were going to do it anyway even though they said no