It is 2017 but the realism in this game is still subpar

[Kleeya]

4. Why is food not essential? Why is the Warrior of Light able to survive days without food?

I have always dreamt of a mmo who would take into account all the realism about food.




After countless epic battles you and your group are at the final boss door.

You :
- Hum, guys ? I really have to take a crap right now. I really shouldn't have eaten 3 desserts at the inn.

The group :
- Wtf are you for real ?
- Talk about a mood killer.
- Man, please hurry, we have the world to save.

You :
- So errrrr i am gonna go to this room... Good thing we killed all the mobs in it.

A few minutes later :

You :
- Guuuuys ? I dont see anything in my inventory to wipe my a**, i forget to take the needed items back from my second retainer.

The group :
- OMG, please kick this guy !
- Well, i can give you some, but it is gonna cost you quite some gold XD

Meanwhile, in the boss room :

The boss :
- Wtf are the heroes doing ? My summoning of the ultimate huge apocalyptic meteor is now finished... Oh s**t, it looked like a good idea when i was only scheming it ! I dont want to diiiiiie !

The end of the world.




Next time we are gonna talk about the realism of being a single male adventurer, stuck hours long with cute females Miqo'tes in his group.