Quote Originally Posted by Atlaworks View Post
To be fair, no less than three classes in the game are taught by drunken ex-pirates. Four if you count MCH as a class in that case.

I also don't recall Rostnstahl teaching me how to hit 10 enemies with one bullet, or shoot a grenade out of the air, or Stephanvien making me some gadget to bypass his gauss barrel's charge time entirely, or a sticky time bomb. And I'm fairly certain neither of them would condone me pelting foes with wrenches.

It's a shame though, that we can't all gain new abilities by.. what does BLM do from 50-60? Oh right. Read the skill out of a godsdamned book. Get off my lawn.
At least it's not "You look at your apprentice's fighting style, and then at your own, and learn they're identical. You learned Battle Litany!"