Yeah, its truely horrible that playing the game means playing a game and not watching a movie.
If you want to bring other threads into this: Why do you want an ingame parser when you cant stand the idea of putting any effort into the game? To see how little effort it really is you're putting out at any given time?
I'm for equal chances - and everyone has an equal chance of clearing and doing coil. My chance isnt better than yours - I might just be willing to put the effort into it, instead of waiting for someone to do everything for me.
If its "suffering" for you to wip to mechanics and press more than 3 buttons: Please stop hurting yourself and unsub right now.
Because its not only Coil that has mechanics, Coil is just a bit stricter with the punshiment - sitting on your butt, just waiting for it to become so easy that you can faceroll it, makes you a very, very bad player in my book. Not because you're failing, but because you're not even trying. Dont wnat to challenge yourself? Cool, okay, got it. Stay out of content then that is there so people can have a challenge.
For casualy we're getting more and more content each patch, its pilling up. That should be the same for people who want a challenge. There is enough only-story-telling content in this game. Leave Coil alone if you cant handle it and dont want to learn it.
We're not opposed to new people playing this content, not at all - I dare say that most of as are willing to help anyone who wants to learn the fights. We are opposed to have content that we like altered and turned into something that is less enjoyable. How do you like the idea of us saying "Okay, you can have Coil, but in return every level 60 dungeon is made raid-difficult - you had them long enough!"
People are so, so unwilling to put any effort into this that they dont deserve the rewards for it in my book.